why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
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if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid
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do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
no
And then they give you a reason and its like
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owning a gun
- is a right
having healthcare
- is a privilege
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The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
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an exciting visit to the grocery store
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no iphone
I am sad today