5/30 Zack Merrick wants to trample my heart.



at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

What the hell is an American teacher teach? I’m so confused.

clearly they’re referring to being from england vs. being from america, not teaching a subject


He may be getting old in age, but this face will never get old to me


petition for being awake before 10 to be illegal


Gay porn intros are my favorite



I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me


there’s nothing worse than seeing someone who deserves the world and the best it offers being treated unfairly and you can see them slowly being broken


just think about y’all millions and millions of little dark skinned black girls are going to go to the supermarket with their parents this month and when they’re waiting in line at the check out aisle they’re going to look up and see Lupita Nyong’o being hailed as the most beautiful woman in the world god is amazing




It’s back

this is still fucking hilarious, you stupid woman.

Phillip’s face tho

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