I miss you, but fuck you.
when bae wanna do anal but you suddenly remember you had chipotle
CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
How markers are tested
No wonder they barely work when you buy them.
My mom mixed two half empty dish soaps and it made a gradient of cleanliness
i told my mom about how her soapy creation got me 400 notes on the internet and she told me to get a job
do not flirt with women when they are at work
do not take advantage of women who are in situations where they cannot say no or be blunt