You smile like a happy dork whenever you take pictures with celebrities and it's always awesome to see on my dash :D
nickhelmer

Awwww this made me smile, thank you!! :D

Just met matty healy from the 1975 :))))

zackisontumblr:

i want a bf with a select vocabulary which includes phrases like:

  • yes babe
  • you’re cute
  • of course i will bring you snacks
  • my dick is 3 feet long
  • you’re always right babe i’m sorry

alalae:

I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok

rapunzelgothell:

#When Kristoff met Sven

dennys why would i want to eat nachos for breakfast
niaollhoran

dennys:

pls do not even come at me right now with this kind of attitude why wouldn’t you want to eat nachos 24/7 why wouldn’t you want to enjoy your life to the fullest come on “niaoll” be the breakfast change you want to see in the world!

TRACK: Half a Person
ARTIST: The Smiths
ALBUM: Louder Than Bombs

2deckerbus:

call me morbid, call me pale 
I’ve spent six years on your trail 
six full years of my life on your trail 
and if you have five seconds to spare 
then I’ll tell you the story of my life…

sleepygirl586:

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

THIS IS SO BRILLIANT

as-a-matter-of-fart:

not-pizza:

It hurts even from here

I would fucking murder that person

That’s not even funny. Good quality headphones are expensive. This person is a major asshole. I’d make them pay for a new pair.

sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

bootydylan:

Imagine if you looked like you do in your best selfie 24/7

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