❝ I’m not drunk I’m chillin ❞

- me when I’m drunk  (via earizona)

yes

babeobaggins:

nothing will ever be as funny as this is

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

katarakarate:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.

I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.

Fuck your pretentious shit.

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"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

trentofsky:

there’s something really gay about two men having sex with each other

gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

❝ I wonder who’s gonna be by my side in 10 years ❞

- (via silly-luv)

vinebox:

shouldnt:

SHE IS REAL

SHE IS REAL

❝ The hours between 12am and 6am
have a funny habit of making you feel
like you’re either on top of the world,
or under it. ❞

- Beau Taplin || the hours between.   (via exoticwild)

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